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Girls who say "alot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that cheap things always attract many customers.
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
And that`s when I realized, it wasn`t the hamburger who needed help, it was me
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.
Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
Today’s Horoscope: You’re gullible
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
This is probably the best idea I`ve had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid
I need u to do me a favor... Stand in front of my car please... I need to test my brakes :)
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I’d like to think a beer is the way to go.
Just blew the sugar off my donut… Dieting is hard!
I find that some of the best jokes are the ones that drag you in slowly and then leave you waiting in antici...
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.