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My girlfriend said she wasn`t impressed and felt she needed a man with at least 6 inches. So I folded it in half.
Remember, You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
I’m giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails.
I solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
I like to say, "Well, enough with the small talk" before anyone has a chance to speak.
Apparently, when people say "I could use a hand" it doesn`t mean they want to get slapped in the face.
This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English.