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India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonald’s doesn’t serve breakfast after 10:30.
Consumer confidence is at an all time high, and so am I.
the jeremy kyle show, the only place you`ll see a six month old baby with more teeth than thier parents
Save your little napkin, bartender. I don’t plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
I`m afraid to hug fat girls....what if they`re hungry?
Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
Lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers.
havung sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels....no mattet what floor your on
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
I`d rather run a marathon than listen to someone talk about running a marathon.
9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won`t tell you what they`re wearing.
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
The only thing Facebook has ever done for me is make me realize a lot of my friends are idiots.
So there`s a t.v. show called, It`s Me or the Dog?.. I was disappointed to find out its not a game show where people guess who farted