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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
Never, ever ask a woman if she`s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
What doesn`t kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you.
The recipe I am making says to chill for 30 minutes so I`m sitting back and having a margarita!
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
The TV is so loud! But not quite loud enough to make me get up and get the remote.
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
Cats don`t come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can`t put them in the washing machine.
Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
That moment when being uncool, is cool