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Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
Dear Mom, If all my friends jumped off a cliff, it`s because it was my idea. Sincerely, Your child is a leader, not a follower.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
My friends are the kind that would flirt with the fireman while my house was burning down.
Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you.
Just once, I`d like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
there`s only 2 things in life you have control in changing that is your attitude and a kids diaper.. which at times both can be the equivalent of the other..
Must be nice to get married and finally know who the number one suspect in your murder case will be
I`ve found the most effective way to get an attractive guy to fall for me is by simply using my charm... and then a stun gun.
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
You call it Sushi, I call it bait.
"If your reading this, I think your awesome!"
Whenever you`re powerless, remember: A single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant.
You haven`t truly tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a Redbox kiosk.