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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
To all them girls who go out , looking sexy as hell but have boyfriends.......Please continue to do so when you`re married.
I just ran butt a$$ naked through Walmart yelling "Stop that shoplifter! she got my clothes!"
Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
While most people are becoming older and wiser, I´m becoming older and better at making stuff up as I go along.
Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
Siri, where are my pants?
Noise cancelling toilets should be a thing.
Im thinking, The best part about sitting down at the computer for a minute and making a status message like this is that by the time you`ve finished reading it and taking a minute out of your day you`ll have a brand sense of enlightenment and awareness that you never had before once you realize that there is absolutely no point to this post whatsoever.
Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole....
If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn’t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.