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No I don`t think you`re stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
If you`ve never needed to move to a new city and assume a new identity, then we probably haven`t dated.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
“True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
This donut scented car freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
Since my ear surgery I haven`t heard from my doctor. Not sure if that`s a good thing or not.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
hilarious
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
Every time I go to the bank I ask if they are giving out any free samples.