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Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup B*tches.
Anyone that says I`m a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months
The problem with this generation boils down to this one thing: Their cartoons suck.
I know it’s “cool” to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That’s somebody’s daughter.
8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
If by "help decorate the tree" you mean drinking beer on the couch yelling out everything you`re doing wrong, then yeah, count me in.
Marriage: When dating goes too far.
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.