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Halloween Drinking Game: Drink every-time an Elsa (from Frozen) visits your house.
If you bend over and place your ear next to a girls vagina , you can clearly hear her say "WTF are you Doing!"
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way.
Valentines day
I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a cupcake wouldn`t have done this to me."
Here`s to ignoring our real problems and getting outraged about something on the internet.
I`m sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
Just so you know, I am already planning on being an a$$hole tomorrow.
Deep down, we`re all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, "It`s okay, I think we lost him."
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling
So I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.