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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Sorry, kids. It appears ninjas ate all of our Halloween candy.
I may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding... I think you suck too.
Hard butter is the devil.
Iām gonna have to get new pets, Iām running out of passwords.
You make me have filthy thoughts, and for that I thank you...
If I agree with you, we would both be wrong.
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
I will always love you, even if I have to from no closer than 300 feet.
I noticed you`re not yourself today. I really like it.
I started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can`t hear me through binoculars.
If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
I bet you can`t keep the funny and not funny the same number.
DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.
I like to finish other people`s sentences because my version is better.