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That urge you get to write, "No one cares" on someone`s status.
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Sometimes, late at night in WalMart, I switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
Sometimes I order fajitas at a restaurant just to get more attention.
is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
Don`t talk to me like I`m stupid until you know for sure.
I`m pretty sure there`s a chip in my car that turns all traffic lights RED...
What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
If you´re cooler than me, doesnt that make me hotter than you?
Stop calling them rednecks. The term is NASCAR-Americans. Y`all.
I`ll bet whoever said "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" had just farted
My body needs a refresh button.