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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
Tattoos are like potato chips. You can`t have just one.
My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He`s told every other person on earth and I didn`t want y`all to be out of the loop.
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
Good things come to those who wait. Better things come if you stop f*cking around and make sh!t happen.
The guy who named the "chimichanga" should be given more authority to name things.
As i get older i realize I do a LOT more YOGA...attempting to tie my shoelaces
Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
If life is a Bitch, then why hasn´t it made me a Sandwich
Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupid people