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People need to stop putting flyers on my car. I don`t want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse"
The hardest part about being rejected is that I end up liking them even more as a person for their ability to make great decisions.
I think before we vote we should get the politicians drunk. That way they would speak what`s REALLY on their minds.
people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
is currently amending my "Who gets money" list when I win the lottery ... who has something nice to say?
I hate it when people hate me without even giving me a chance to give them a good reason to.
Being a camera must be pretty cool. You get to sleep until there`s something cool to see.
It is possible to stay in your room all day and be perfectly happy.
Well I just finished up some spring cleaning. Holy crap, owning a Slinky can be such a hassle.
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
If you’re that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
Tequila is Spanish for I’m open to waking up anywhere.
"I`ve had so much coffee, I got halfway to work and realized I forgot my car."