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If you think this status is funny someone you hate will step on a lego.
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
I`m confused, oh wait, maybe I`m not.
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
Keep it down kids!.. Daddy is trying to think of something stupid to say on the internet.
If tomatoes are classed as a fruit, then doesnt that mean that ketchup is technically a smoothie? ... hmmm
The hardest part of parenting is standing idly by while your children build a mediocre couch fort.
Million Dollar Idea: A restaurant that offers Coke and Pepsi....
If Wendy`s think their square burgers are so awesome, why don`t they use square buns?