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Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
I like candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach and hardcore pornography.
Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
I"m not saying that I am batman, i`m just saying no one has ever seen me and batman in a room together
I have a fear of elevators, but I have an even greater fear of exercise.
Just when I think my confidence couldn`t be shakier, some shitty website tells me I have a "Weak Password"
Strip search? ... Fine, but I`m going to need some background music.
Next time a conspiracy theorist says, "That`s what they want you to think," say, "No, but that`s what they wanted you to tell me."
dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
for those people out there who don`t know me, congrats your not a facebook addict
Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children’s bicycle, you’re probably in a bad neighborhood.
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
It’s not pretty being easy.
Did you know that if we laid all the facebook account owners end to end around the world. Three quarters of them would Drown? Hmm ....