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The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen’s clubs.
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
Bending over ... preparing to do my taxes.
Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats
If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
It`s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
My number was 0...