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Have a day. That`s about as inspirational I get.
I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
I`m pretty sure whoever coined the phrase " rise and shine", doesn`t do it anymore.
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
I like pressing F5. It`s so refreshing.
I`m not saying I hate you, but I`d unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Cheers, to judging people who spell words wrong in their statuses.
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
Actually officer, I`d prefer to think that vodka smells like me.
What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
That awkward moment when you take a bath in the middle of the day and don`t know whether to wear normal clothes or pajamas.
Iām not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit
People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach.
"I understand your logic, but let`s try to look at this more emotionally." - women