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"You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
Just used the "f word" over on FB so I`m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.
My imaginary friend is bullying me.
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
Im out like a fat kid playing dodge ball
I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation… My Czech is in the mail!
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like `responsibility`
How many exercise/workout videos does a person have to buy before seeing results?
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!
I used to be poor. Then I bought a thesaurus, and now I`m impecunious.