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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
I really shouldn`t have driven home from the bar last night. ..Especially since I walked there. :)
Unfortunately, showing that much cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
I often worry about the safety of my children ... Especially the one who is talking back right now.
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn´t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be.
If you`re camping and you have WiFi, you`re not camping.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
Where have you been all my life? ... Please go back there.
Alcohol is like laxatives for constipated thoughts. The more you drink, the more sh!t that comes out your mouth.
Hey dumb a$$. Not everything I post pertains to you. Just the stuff that starts with Hey dumb a$$.
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot ... I didn`t even know I had a wife.
You are more likely to be bitten by a person who believes they are a shark than an actual shark.
If you didn`t want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.