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Lets face it we have all tried to get something done before the microwave timer goes off.
Saw a billboard ad for potato chips that proudly claimed "There`s a lot of pride in every bag!" Hmmm...is "pride" another word for "air"?
I`d feel totally comfortable dating a zombie because I`d know she loved me for my brains and not just my body.
The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
Woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & said out loud, "You gotta bring it today!" ... So I packed a lunch and went to work.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
You call it "Road Rage". I call it "Aggressively maneuvering around a$$holes that don`t know how to f*cking drive."
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.