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Still not 100% clear on whether French Montana is a person or a steakhouse special.
Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they`re and there.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%…unless you’re donating blood…
The closest I got to a 4.0 at university… was my blood alcohol level!
Person: You`re blocking the view. Me: B!tch, I am the view!
To stupidity ... And beyond!!
I`m a passionate supporter of things that don`t inconvenience me or require any type of action or physical effort.
am updating my status just to let you know my status has no status
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
It`s hard to be a good person when kids fit so perfectly into trash cans.
Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
The odds of winning the lottery are 1 in 10 million. The odds of being the fastest sperm are 1 in 300 million. You`d think that with those odds, you`d win the lottery 30 times in your life.
My dance moves are somewhere between “dog being shocked by an electric fence” and “squirrel crossing the road.”
If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?