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Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
This liquid diet crap is a scam. I`ve been drinking beer since last Tuesday and I`m still fat.
If you have attention deficit disorder, throwing boomerangs isn`t for you.
Did you ever notice how a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5min” and a guys “I’ll be home in 5min” are one and the same?
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
Sure you can try and tell me what to do. Or you can keep your teeth.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
Here`s a crazy concept, maybe I`m not in a bad mood, angry, or a bitch. Maybe I said it because it`s true and I meant it. Marinate on that.
If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
I`d like to change and get comfy, yet that requires effort. Ever feel this lazy?
My kids will be mad at me when they discover it isn’t illegal to talk in the car while I’m driving.
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.