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The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
In movies, do actors wear costume underwear? Or underwear from home? The whole thing is confusing. I don`t think I can keep watching movies
Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
The statement ‘Hey! Calm down!’ has a zero to no success rate of getting someone to calm down.
this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don’t you eat all the food?
It makes me sad that so many women feel like they have to wear makeup and clothes.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
I would be okay with a ghost in the house if it at least moved a vacuum around the floors once a week.
ROFL!!….. LOL jk i’m still in my chair.
That awkward moment when u start telling a story only to realise no one is listening so you slowly fade out and pretend to have said nothing.
I look so young for my rage.
Not trying to be racist or ignorant but... seriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 forms
I think a clear conscience is really just memory loss