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Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
The sun isn`t the only thing that rises in the morning...if you know what I mean ;)
I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid.
I remember when vodka was just vodka flavored ...
North West? Im confused i thought Kim Kardashian gave birth to a child not a compass
I never get caught because I`ve watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
Although no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
Siblings – the only people who will pick on you and then kick the a$$es of anyone else who does it.
If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot...
Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...
Good job on the speed traps, cops – How are the murderer traps coming along?
Sometimes, entire relationships can be chalked up to, "that weird thing I did for a while."
Mirror mirror on the wall, I am sexy; screw you all.