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Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today, we removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change...
Gray hair is the human body`s equivalent of low toner.
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
I received an email from a hacker that had accessed my bank account. It simply read, "LOL".
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
Ride me like you stole me.
my mom and I have so much in common..she doesn`t listen and niether do I :p
I find the best way to get rid of headaches is to send them either to their rooms or outside to play.
Be good ... or I will text Santa
I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!
ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.