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There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else`s house.
I had the urge to clean my place today so I laid down until the urge went away.
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
My GPS says "time of arrival" ... I see "time to beat."
Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them
I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass
The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. Must get that from his mother.
If you needed to wear camouflage in a gingerbread house, would you wear ginger snaps?
College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
My goal today is to turn actions into thoughts.
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.
I`m writing this status very slowly, cause I know you guys can`t read very fast.
There is no such thing as something looking "Too good to eat"