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I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
I haven`t slept for three days, because that would be too long
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
I feel like water solves all problems. Wanna lose weight? drink water .. clear face ? Drink water.. Tired of your better half? Drown them
Make a random stranger`s day by walking up to them and saying "This isn`t real. You have to wake up"
I`m a responsible person. People are always saying "I know you`re responsible for this."
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
Daylight Savings makes us lose an hour... It’s kind of like Facebook.
It`s frustrating to know, I`ll never experience the exhilaration of getting to meet me.
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
Next time I go to Hooters I`m ordering milk.
Education is a process where we waste one half of our life learning how to waste the other half of our life!!
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.