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Just put my money where my mouth is. Pennies taste disgusting.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
I`m getting all dressed up. Have a feeling I might be on COPS tonight.
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I`m totally flexible.
Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.
Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
I`d like to be poor for a day, because being poor everyday gets to be real annoying after awhile.
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
Two heads aren`t better than one if you`re both stupid.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
Not to brag or anything, but I don`t need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
SAFETY TIP: Lock your doors and windows before bed. By the way, I love what you`ve done with the place.
The hardest things about beginning any new relationship has got to be learning how to fart quietly again.
Don`t take nude pics. Problem solved.