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According to a recent survey, 98% of people responded with `Go away.`
Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
When you write misspelled backwards it`s misspelled.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
Just think of me as the guy next door. With a telescope.
If I don`t remember what I did, don`t ruin it for me by reminding me.
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
Don`t bother trying to figure me out...not even the little voices in my head understand me...it`s pointless.
Jehovah`s witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, "boners."
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance... The five stages of waking up.
Hibernation should be a human thing too.