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The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
www.amish.com. How did this happen?
I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
My internet is so slow, it`s just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.
You know what’s worse than slow internet? NOTHING.
I`m looking up in the sky and I have no idea which cloud has all my data
There is no evidence that exists that life should be taken seriously.
I`m tired of people assuming I`ve got a good personality because I`m ugly.
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
"Do you have a charger?" is the new "Could I bum a cigarette?"
In retrospect, replying "Happy as a serial killer in a skin suit factory", probably wasn`t the best way to respond to my therapist.
From what I can piece together, this Pitbull character enjoys "partying"