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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”
I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
In sign language, arthritis is a speech impediment.
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!!
does anyone know if smurfs are gluten free
likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? You were driving 80 miles an hour. Driver: "No way; I ain`t even been on the road an hour."
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.
I like long walks on the beach and drives through Taco Bells drive-thru.
I don`t need a New Years Resolution, I`m already awesome!
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right!!!!
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?