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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
Some things are better left unsaid...That`s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos.
Scientists say the Universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons... They forgot to add Morons.
Can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.
That`s disgusting! (unless you`re up for it?)
hey single people..tomorrow is officially `rebound day` after all the ridiculously high romantic expectations end in `epic fail`
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
Buys Mega-Millions ticket. Has a better chance of being hit by lightning in a cave.
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
gua suka sama kamu
Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.