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I`m pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
I was halfway to the state line before I realized the sirens were part of the song that was playing
Roman Numerals...what are they good IV?
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
I ate a shepherd`s pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
Happy St. Patrick`s Day to the fool that gave up alcohol for Lent.
I really like my new electric toothbrush, even though sometimes, I still break out the acoustic.
Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they`ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what`s really going on
It’s not you. It’s my ears. They just make you sound so boring and dull.
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "
Why do we call it the Sun instead of a space heater?