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Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
Nothing tests that whole "for better or worse" thing like the question "does this look infected?"
I saw a baby wearing a bib that said, “This dumbass put my cape on backwards”
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
Don`t talk to me like I`m stupid until you know for sure.
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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
I`ve found that nowadays most people don`t like holding hands in public. Especially if you don`t know them.
Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would`ve just said "OH MY GOD, I`M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".
Beware of the deodorants with instructions that ask you to "remove the top and push up bottom"... they could at least make them round.
I like dressing in a red polo shirt then going to Target & being rude to costumers
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.