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Jesus is coming.... look busy
Oh no! I have to enter my date of birth to view this explicit content! Damn this internet security!
Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake
Saying an actors performance was unbelievable is actually an insult.
A word of advice, stay on my good side. My good side is in Hawaii.
Lady`s if you want guys to look at your face instead of your chest ... eat a banana.
ah... Crocs the 21st century version of the chastity belt
I know you`re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?
What’s the answer to this question?
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
There could be literally thousands of chameleons in your house right now and you don`t even know it.
why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,…Why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
Mosquito`s and parking inspectors must be from the same family...