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They call themselves independent women until furniture needs to be moved
If you`re going to be a smartass, you must first be smart. Otherwise, you`re just an ass.
Happy President`s day all. Heading out to buy a new mattress.
“100 Calorie Packs” roughly translated means “Eat Two or Three of These”
It’s not really drinking alone if the dog is home ... right?
Finding friends with the same disorder as you... priceless!
How am I supposed to get any work done with all this work I have to do?
High-five a veteran today.
Sometimes one middle finger isn`t enough to let someone know how you feel. That`s why we have two hands.
If you see me laughing like a crazy person, think nothing of it ..it`s just the voices in my head telling me jokes!
Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
I’m planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
I wish all videos of people twerking ended with them catching on fire.
Listen lady, if you stopped screaming maybe you would enjoy holding hands with me.
If you think your girlfriend has a great sense if humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes.