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The best moments in life are simple… you know like when you sit down and get comfy and the remote is magically next to you.
Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
I don’t even know what I don’t know.
We can`t all be princesses, somebody has to clap as I go by. :P
Maybe the reason the world keeps making idiots famous is because 75% of the world is made up of idiots.
Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
why were you in my dreams again? i`m starting to think you`re stalking me.
Condoms prevent minivans.
I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that
You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.