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Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
Is it wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets?
Now that football season is here, if anyone`s favorite team loses, they can just blame it on Trump.
Sometimes I wish I was full of pizza instead of emotions.
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
I don`t understand why Walmart has a problem with me bringing my dog in the store. He`s better behaved, smells better, and less likely to take a crap on the floor than 95% of the people here
FUN FACT: I can fit 17 Pringles in my mouth. SAD FACT: I tried to figure out how many Pringles I could fit in my mouth.
I changed siri to a male voice and now my car keeps taking me to strip clubs and auto parts stores
If I could turn snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed for infinity.
I`m perfect you adjust.
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories