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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
It’s 2013, why does good food still have calories.
When I become president I will make Monday a part of the weekend.
Momma left strict instructions to knock you out.
liked homework better when it was called coloring.
All women are crazy. But, if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will let you live.
How long do I have to stand in front of the microwave for to become a member of X-Men?
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
Sorry I got really drunk and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who`s free for the weekend.
Don`t worry about walking a mile in my shows. Try a day thinking in head.