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Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you.
People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides."
You’re the reason I wake up everyday... Just kidding I have a job!!
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
Sometimes I think these Kardashians are just doing stuff for the attention.
It´s Friday!! yea! Oh sorry, I was just practicing.
If at first you don`t succeed then maybe you just suck.
Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
Fun Things to do : Commenting “not your best” on everybody’s selfies.
The wife has been missing a week now, police said to prepare for the worst, so I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.
If you`re going to stalk me at least notice when I`m running low on toilet paper & change the roll.
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.