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With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
Just think: right now, your body is cookin` up some poop.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
Learn cursive, they said. You`ll need it your whole life, they said.
Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep.
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.
I`d like to eat healthy, but we all know what happened that time Eve ate an apple. Best not to risk it.
Some people just need to be clothes lined
Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf´s a minute
Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?