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Whoever named the seesaw probably didn’t get another chance to name stuff.
Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
Im at a beer tasting today..so far they all taste the same out of this case...well done Budweiser...well done!!
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
he who laughs last thinks slow
When I`m older, I`m going to buy one of those Volkswagen Bugs. Only because I have a excuse to hit my wife every time we go somewhere.
What do the letters DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association
I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
So who wants to tell the person who just threw a new phone book on my porch about the internet?
Let’s be the generation that stops putting things in our butts and having to go to the emergency room to get them taken out, shall we?
Always carry a knife. You never know when cake might happen.
I noticed you’re not yourself today. I really like it.
I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke