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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
Summer is almost over...All you half-naked people are gonna need to find a personality.
Getting over body issues is a like getting over a fear of heights. The trick is not to look down.
Care less and you’ll stress less.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
I hate it when my fat makes me look fat.
I am not cut out for the CIA. All the opposing side would have to do is tickle me and I’d spill all our nation’s secrets.
People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
I just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile.
The trouble with children is that they´re not returnable.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
Life`s too short for Salad..............
mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
You ever notice that the number of extra steps a drunk takes getting home? ...its staggering!
Today I´m going to entertain the kids with a game of duct, duct, tape.