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When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
Do you suppose prison guards could use `PROACTIV` to prevent outbreaks?
In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour
I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
That awkward moment when you finally realize what your rice krispies are saying to you.
Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
Do you think people in Mexico ever say, "Those jobs keep stealing all our Mexic?ns!"
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
Studies show than men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. See, it`s a survival thing.
I did all I can do. I can´t do no more
If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$?
You never truly appreciate Newton’s laws of motion until you’ve sneezed while going to the bathroom.
If one door closes and another one opens, seek help your house is haunted.