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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
A birth control pill a day keeps the mini-van away.
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
Checked myself for ticks ... but I didn`t hear anything.
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
You don`t have to like me, I`m not a Facebook status.
Hmmmm what should I buy myself for Valentines day.
I just realised that sex is like air..its not important unless you are not getting any.
Just read a book on quantum evolution. The idea is that quantum mechanics are involved in the process of evolution. I still say go to WalMart and then try to sell me on evolution....
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts.
If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
I like to finish other people’s sentences because my version is better.
One of these days I’ll realize that leaning forward in my car while accelerating does not make it go any faster.