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"That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
Today I made sushi at home for the first time. I subsituted a hotdog for the raw tuna, a bun for the rice, and mustard for the wasabi!
I spend the first half of work fantasizing about all the different places I could go for lunch.
If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Their bedroom door is closed. I better walk in there for no reason. - kids
According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, "neighborhood watch" isn`t what I thought it was.
I want it all and I want it delivered.
I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
Remember before you give the finger from the safety of your car, not everyone has a schedule to keep.
Handy tip for new parents : Wake up your baby by gently resting your head on a pillow.