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The most common crossfit injury is a black eye from talking about it too much.
The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
I`ll call it a smartphone the day I yell "Where`s my phone?" and it yells "Down here! In the couch cushions!"
Well, I`m really not sure what my spirt animal is but I`m sure it looks like road kill right about now.
If your cup is only half full, you probably need a smaller bra.
Humans claim to be the superior species, but a penguin can use its own body as a toboggan so who`s the real winner?
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
Amnesia sounds so relaxing.
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I am going to bed. Good Night :D
It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can`t tell because I`m eating Doritos.
Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that sh!t.