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Just so you know, the movie "Life of Pi" has nothing to do with dessert.
You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
I liked you until you started ignoring me and then I loved you. -Girls ---- Bfanch
I’m tired of things costing money.
Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
Today`s Horoscope: You`re gullible.
Like a stoned man once said, I can`t remember.
The wet spot in my bed is tears
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?