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This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
My car doesn’t have a passenger airbag but don’t worry, if we get in an accident all the McDonalds napkins in the glove box will cushion you
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
I`ve been hitting "remind me later" for about the last 4 years on Adobe.
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
“Don’t make me regret this.” -things I think when accepting a friend request.
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they`re already pissed off.
ATTENTION: Upon further consideration, I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
Im really not just some idiot with nothing better to do with my time, I just play one in FB.
Never do anything for money. Unless it’s a lot of money. Then do anything.