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Why do people say ”I saw it with my own eyes.” Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?
Jehovah`s witnesses don`t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don`t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Saw a midget go into a store while wearing a KKK outfit and thought... That`s a little racist.
Studies show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette.
Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag.
Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
Remember waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure
The only thing I`ve learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children
I was the hot single in my area the whole time.
It`s not karma, you`re just an idiot.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. Then they are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
In order to avoid hating myself in the morning, I sleep till noon.
Clearly if you have to blame yourself, you`re not hanging out with enough people.