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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Never make decisions when you are angry....or horny.
Coworker: What did you do this weekend? Me: Dug holes in the woods. And that is how you get people to shut up.
Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
I like to take, long, romantic walks, to the fridge. <3
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
I might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can buy beer.
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating so much.
The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
From all these shows I`ve watched it seems like snipers lay down a lot of the day....I`d probably be pretty good at that job.
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
Just ate a sleeve of crackers on my wife`s side of the bed.. I`ll let you know...