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So, basically Alexa is just some know-it-all with no actual job skills.
I just found out cock fighting is done with roosters and now it feels like this 6 months of training has been wasted.
From now on when skinny girls say they`re fat I`m just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it`s someone`s birthday and I need to show respect.
I love how in movies when someone types a really embarrassing secret they always accidentally send it to the whole school, and they also coincidentally have the phone number of everyone.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
If you ain`t laughin, you ain`t livin!
You know you`re fat when you run out of breath eating.
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
It`s a bird.. it`s a plane..no wait..it`s a blade of grass....
Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him..
Living alone is pretty cool, I don`t even know if my bathroom door closes
My new diet plan consists of multiple naps. Because you can`t stuff your face when you`re sleeping.
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.