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I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
This lady thinks repeatedly pushing the already-lit elevator button will summon it faster. I think I’ll push ALL the buttons when we get in.
"This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don`t have to hear what she`s talking about.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
The only exercise I`ve done this month is running out of money
A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life.
I am a very very very bad influence ... In a good way.
Apparently it`s ok to leash your dog to a bike rack, but it`s illegal to leash your kid to one. Parenting is hard...
Ladies, wonder if he`s busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before.
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.